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The fairy tale wedding may just have lost a bit of its magic:  Kate Middleton may actually sign a prenup before the Royal Wedding!  Oh, my!  That is like splashing ice water onto the dream of William and Kate living happily ever after.  Is there no magic left in real life?

Apparently British attorneys are warning the Royal Family that not all fairy tales have happy endings. Kate Middleton is set to wed Prince William on April 29, so there are just a few days left for the royal couple – and the lawyers who advise them – to make up their mind about whether a prenup ought to be signed before the wedding of the century.

As we have stated in our Protect Princess Kate video, it is worthwhile to heed the lessons of history. If you look at the Queen’s four children, you’ll notice that three of them have undergone terrible divorces. Prince Charles and Diana’s fairy tale marriage ended with great fanfare after years of adulterous behavior. Prince Andrew, who is fourth in line for the throne after Prince Harry, divorced the irrepressible Sarah Ferguson after just a few years of royal marriage. And Princess Anne also ended her marriage many years ago. (It is interesting to note that Prince Edward, who is married to the beautiful Sophie, is the most low-key of the Queen’s children — and his marriage has lasted the longest.)

The office of Prince William and St. Jame’s Palace refused to comment about whether the groom will sign a premarriage contract.

William stands to inherit over $450 million from the Queen, and has more money from Diana’s inheritance, as well as additional trusts and royal properties. While Kate comes from a wealthy family, as her parents have done very well with their Party Pieces website, she would need an arrangement that would allow her to keep up the standard of living of a princess. Additionally, lawyers advise the couple to have the agreement be reasonable so that it would not be challenged as unfair in the event of a divorce.

What can I say? Prince William and Princess Kate have dated for over nine years, with one 2007 short-lived breakup in their romance. It seems awfully dreadful to discuss a potential divorce during the planning of the greatest wedding of the century. On the other hand, fairy tales are for dreamers; people who live in reality should be somewhat realistic.

This leaves me wondering… it’s an awful thought, but in William and Kate do separate, will Royal Wedding souvenirs such as the Franklin Mint Princess Kate wedding bride doll go up or down in value? What do you think?

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Of all the Royal Wedding souvenirs out there, this is one that truly takes the cake! And, it’ll take your vegetables, fruits, eggs, and meats as well! The William and Kate Refrigerator is being manufactured to celebrate the wedding of the century!

Having the image of Prince William and Princess Kate embossed upon your fridge is definitely a step above the way the rest of us commoners display photos in our kitchens – with decidedly old-fashioned magnets. It is unclear if the surface of the Royal Fridge is magnetic or not – however, I am certain that you would have no intention of marring William and Kate’s royal image with a non-royal shopping list and magnet.

It is entirely possible that food stored inside the William and Kate fridge will last longer, taste better, and have a higher nutritional content than food which is stored in ordinary, commoners’ refrigerator. I’m not saying that the quality of the food in the Royal Fridge will definitely be improved, I’m just saying that it’s possible. After all, when appliance manufacturers market fridges as royal wedding souvenirs, then anything is possible!

The Royal Fridge was the brainstorm of a Facebook discussion by a distributor for General Electric appliances in the UK. This is one piece of memorabilia that literally takes the cake – and so much more! David Garden, a director for GE at GDHA has really high hopes for this 5’9″ royal wedding souvenir. “Who knows,” he says. “Perhaps Prince Charles or Camilla will buy one as a gift for William and Kate.” After all, “Commemorative tea towels are so 1981.”

Well, it certainly beats sticking their engagement photo to the fridge with a magnet! Don’t you think? I can’t help but wonder where William and Kate will keep their shopping list in their kitchen if they choose not to hang things on this fridge. Perhaps they will receive a royal notepad from the Queen?

The new GIU21XGYFKB fridge freezer from GE can be personalized to meet specific color schemes and design trends using removable bespoke panels designed and manufactured to individual requirements. Does that mean that the fridge need not be destroyed in the unfortunate event of a royal divorce; the photo panels can simply be updated? Let’s not think in that direction, and let’s hope that this fridge keeps the royal love fresh forever.

P.S. While we are on the topic of Facebook, have you joined our FB page to get the latest photos of Kate? Like us here: http://www.facebook.com/princesskatephotos.

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The Royal Wedding – Who Cares?

Is all the fuss over the Royal Wedding much ado about nothing much?

Do people realize that the Royal Family in the UK has virtually no power?

Is the public hoping for a fairy tale ending, unlike the resulting story of Charles’ and Diana’s 1981 marriage?

Consider these royal stats:

Over a three billion people are expected to tune into Prince William and Catherine Middleton’s wedding on April 29, 2011.

Lifetime has created a movie about the relationship between William and Kate.

Royal wedding souvenirs are prominently displayed at virtually every gift shop – worldwide.

The expected tab for the wedding at Westminster Abbey will exceed $33 million – and that does not include the cost of security for the event.

Many Americans will set their alarms to awaken at 5:00am to view the royal wedding live.

Do you care about the Royal Wedding? Do you think that people are a little too obsessed about the marriage of a twenty-something guy and gal — even if one day they will be the King and Queen of England?

Express your sentiments to your friends. Let the public know that you are too busy and intellectual to get caught up in wedding news and souvenirs.

Click here to buy the T-shirt: The Royal Wedding. Who Cares?

Buy it for yourself to make your statement. Or buy it for that friend who keeps grumbling about that annoying wedding taking over the real news!

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