Love Princess Kate or hate her, you’ve got to admit that this T-shirt is a bit creepy.

A black vector image outlines the entrance of a tunnel, and the text inside boldly reads: STAY OUT OF FRENCH TUNNELS.

I must admit that I burst out laughing when I first came across this somber message to Princess Kate. Yet, on further thought, I realized that this T-shirt is seriously disturbing.

Princess Diana’s death was the most famous motor vehicle accident in all of history. We still join Prince William, Prince Harry, and all the souls whom Diana touched in mourning for the People’s Princess.

On the other hand, this T-shirt expresses our care and concern for the new Princess Kate — albeit in an awkward manner.

Click here to order your ‘Stay out of French tunnels’ T-shirt

On that note, my message to Princess Kate is: Stay safe! Have fun and be careful!

Oops, I almost forgot to mention: If you are feeling chilly, the ‘Stay Out of French Tunnels’ message is also available in a fleece blend zip hoodie to keep you warm and toasty on cool days.

Zip around town in this sweatshirt and spread the message that Kate should zip around Paris while taking care to avoid those nasty tunnels.

Click here to order your ‘Stay out of French tunnels’ fleece zipper hoodie

Are you on your way to the gym to get your body in Princess-Perfect shape?

Don’t use a plain plastic bag to take your stuff to and from your workout sessions! Why not take your clothing and gym paraphernalia along in a gym bag that expresses your warning sentiments for Princess Kate?

Made of 100% nylon, with dual handles for comfort, this bag easily folds into luggage.

Click here to order your ‘Stay out of French tunnels’ gym bag

And there’s one last tunnel-warning-themed piece of apparel for your enjoyment:

Check out these ladies’ boy shorts pink briefs: The Queen herself would definitely crack a smile at the site of these lovely panties. These briefs send the right message to Princess Kate and remind the princess in your heart to be cautious when driving through tunnels anywhere in the world!

What a lovely gift for your girlfriend who admires the Royal Family! They are comfortable and stylish — a blend of cotton and spandex for ease of wearing. They are manufactured by American Apparel and made in the USA. (Sorry if that offends you, UK citizens!)

Click here to order your ‘Stay out of French tunnels’ women’s boy briefs

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